Determined Martian

Determined Martian needed a cucumber that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

Determined Martian desperately wanted a bottle of wine to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Determined Martian needed a piece of paper that they would break. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is epic. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to select.

Determined Martian desperately searched for a bag of poop to worship. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

Determined Martian always had with them a set of lego that they would often drop. It is considered to be a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

Determined Martian found a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly an astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.