My Different Martian

My Different Martian always kept a stretchman that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman of all things.

My Different Martian wanted a toilet brush to drop. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

My Different Martian needed a pint of cider that they would experiment on. This seems an original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

My Different Martian looked for a wig that they sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item that was selected.

My Different Martian looked for a piece of paper to break. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a piece of paper of all things.

My Different Martian found a bottle of coke to share. It was a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.