The Red Martian

The Red Martian needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often eat. This is certainly a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Red Martian often carried a custard pie that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Martian needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Red Martian desperately desired a Harry Potter wand to smash. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

The Red Martian owned a block of cheese that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly different thought, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Red Martian desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes eat. It would have been a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.