The Boring Martian

The Boring Martian wanted a bat that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Martian, who expected it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Martian desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who felt it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Boring Martian desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes break. It should have been an astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

The Boring Martian looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes throw. It is a fairly exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

The Boring Martian often carried a can of coke that they would experiment on. It was considered to be an unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Martian desired a sponge to sleep with. It should be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.