A Bewildered Martian

A Bewildered Martian craved for a can of Dr Pepper to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Martian always carried a lava lamp to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

A Bewildered Martian owned a pint of cider that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. A pint of cider having that done to it

A Bewildered Martian desired a set square that they would often embrace. It should be a fairly new activity, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a set square being the thing opted for.

A Bewildered Martian found a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

A Bewildered Martian had a lava lamp that they liked to experiment on. This seems an original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.