His Brainy Martian

His Brainy Martian searched for a helmet that they would sometimes worship. It should be a funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a helmet is the thing to select.

His Brainy Martian often carried a block of cheese that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a block of cheese of all things.

His Brainy Martian desperately desired a can of coke that they would often throw. This seems to be a bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

His Brainy Martian desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

His Brainy Martian needed a rubber chicken that they would break. It might be an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken having that done to it

His Brainy Martian carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.