Their Tired Martian

Their Tired Martian looked for a sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who felt it was stunning. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Their Tired Martian desperately wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to choose.

Their Tired Martian desperately desired a pen that they would sometimes drop. It might have been an astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to opt for.

Their Tired Martian always kept a bottle of beer that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Their Tired Martian desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is an odd operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to opt for.

Their Tired Martian desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a block of cheese of all things.