The Brainy Martian

The Brainy Martian looked for a sack of potatoes that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Brainy Martian looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Martian searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

The Brainy Martian always carried a stretchman that they would sleep with. It might be a fairly weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Martian needed a bat that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. A bat having that done to it

The Brainy Martian always kept a stapler that they would eat. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the chosen item.