A Tired Martian

A Tired Martian desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item to choose.

A Tired Martian desperately craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes drop. It was an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

A Tired Martian craved for a rubber johnny that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

A Tired Martian often carried a CD player that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the chosen thing.

A Tired Martian owned a stapler that they would sometimes share. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler having that done to it

A Tired Martian wanted a sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to select.