A Hungry Martian

A Hungry Martian desperately needed a can of Tango that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who expected it was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

A Hungry Martian desperately craved for a teapot to hug. This is certainly a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

A Hungry Martian desperately looked for a radiator to hug. It would have been a fairly different thing to do, to most, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was wonderful. A radiator is the item to choose.

A Hungry Martian desperately wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally eat. It should be a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

A Hungry Martian craved for a pint of beer to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

A Hungry Martian desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to throw. This could be considered a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.