His Grumpy Martian

His Grumpy Martian always kept a bag of flour that they would often experiment on. It was a bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the item selected.

His Grumpy Martian often carried a can of Tango that they would often demolish. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

His Grumpy Martian always carried a toilet brush that they sometimes sit and look at. It is an odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the item selected.

His Grumpy Martian carried a magic 8 ball that they would demolish. It might be a funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

His Grumpy Martian desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally share. It would be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

His Grumpy Martian looked for a piece of paper that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.