The Orange Martian

The Orange Martian desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Orange Martian desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

The Orange Martian desperately desired a Harry Potter wand to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

The Orange Martian looked for a sponge that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered an extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Orange Martian always carried a sword that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an exciting operation, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was selected.

The Orange Martian craved for a painting of a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.