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Sometimes I like to talk about stuff that doesn't involve my dick

@stitchybitch where did you find this one? Seems a bit uptight?

Not bad, You managed to dehumanise me and have a swipe at my lack of chill and getting the stitchy person to reinforce your views :) (to answer your question, I found this post, the title intrigued me and the strange advocacy compelled me to comment)