A Ugly Monkey

A Ugly Monkey searched for a toilet brush to put in the bath with him. It would be a peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was simply life. A toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Monkey needed a set of lego that they would often throw. It should be a somewhat surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a set of lego having that done to it

A Ugly Monkey craved for a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Monkey had a stapler that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stapler of all things.

A Ugly Monkey searched for a big sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an exciting activity, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the thing selected.

A Ugly Monkey desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be an original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be epic. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.