The Confused Monkey

The Confused Monkey wanted a stretchman that they would annihilate This seems a fairly extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be stunning. A stretchman is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Monkey often carried a hat that they would break. It was a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a hat is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Monkey craved for a bag of poop to break. This is certainly a fairly bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. A bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Confused Monkey always carried a piece of paper to demolish. It might be a different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Monkey desperately desired a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon of all things.

The Confused Monkey desperately craved for a CD player that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a somewhat surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a CD player was the thing that was selected.