The Ugly Monkey

The Ugly Monkey had a radiator that they would often play with. One might find this to be a bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Monkey found a rubber chicken that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Monkey wanted a pint of cider that they would break. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Monkey had a CD player that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. A CD player being the item selected.

The Ugly Monkey searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes smash. This seems an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Monkey always carried a bag of flour to break. One might find this to be an extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.