A Big Monkey

A Big Monkey looked for a spade that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the thing selected.

A Big Monkey often carried a melon that they would play with. This might appear to be a curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be wonderful. Strangely, a melon is the thing to select.

A Big Monkey carried a pen that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered an exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to opt for.

A Big Monkey desperately looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes drop. It should be a fairly odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

A Big Monkey desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

A Big Monkey desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball having that done to it