A Purple Monkey

A Purple Monkey searched for a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

A Purple Monkey carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

A Purple Monkey craved for a lava lamp that they would drop. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was exciting. Remarkably, a lava lamp of all things.

A Purple Monkey always had with them a custard pie to cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

A Purple Monkey desperately wanted a pen that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pen being the item selected.

A Purple Monkey searched for a sword that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the item that was chosen.