His Confused Monkey

His Confused Monkey desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes play with. This seems a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

His Confused Monkey carried a big sponge to experiment on. It is a fairly exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Monkey had a chocolate bar that they would occasionally break. It should be an exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

His Confused Monkey always carried a sponge that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was amazing. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

His Confused Monkey searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to worship. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar having that done to it

His Confused Monkey looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes hug. It should be a weird thought, to most, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.