His Crazy Monkey

His Crazy Monkey desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes drop. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. A rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

His Crazy Monkey often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

His Crazy Monkey wanted a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Monkey often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Monkey desperately wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

His Crazy Monkey always carried a wig that they would sometimes embrace. It is a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was selected.