The Gentle Monkey

The Gentle Monkey carried a bottle of wine that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Monkey owned a spade that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be fun. Strangely, a spade would be the chosen thing.

The Gentle Monkey desired a bottle of coke that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be fun. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Gentle Monkey always kept a bottle of coke that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Gentle Monkey desired a can of coke that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. A can of coke being the chosen item.

The Gentle Monkey needed a helmet that they would share. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a helmet being the chosen thing.