My Stupid Monkey

My Stupid Monkey needed a tomato that they would demolish. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the item selected.

My Stupid Monkey desperately looked for a melon to drop. It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Monkey wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

My Stupid Monkey always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Monkey had a bottle of wine to demolish. It was considered to be an unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

My Stupid Monkey found a pen that they would put in the bath with him. It was a curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was wonderous. A pen was the thing that was selected.