Their Confused Monkey

Their Confused Monkey had a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be an exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

Their Confused Monkey wanted a stretchman to worship. It might have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a stretchman having that done to it

Their Confused Monkey always carried a computer that they would occasionally worship. This seems a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the item selected.

Their Confused Monkey searched for a can of coke to play with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Their Confused Monkey often carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been an extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

Their Confused Monkey carried a pen that they would sleep with. It is a curious action, to most, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the item that was selected.