The Eccentric Monkey

The Eccentric Monkey looked for a radiator that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be spectacular. Honestly, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Eccentric Monkey always kept a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Monkey desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of wine having that done to it

The Eccentric Monkey craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often annihilate It is a funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

The Eccentric Monkey desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Monkey always carried a set of lego that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is an original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the item opted for.