The Confused Monkey

The Confused Monkey always had with them a mug that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a mug is the item to choose.

The Confused Monkey always carried a block of cheese to drop. It might be a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Confused Monkey looked for a pen that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a pen was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Monkey desperately desired a toilet brush that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. A toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Monkey desired a set of lego that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

The Confused Monkey wanted a radiator that they would often put down their trousers. It would be an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the chosen item.