Bum Loving Monkey

Bum Loving Monkey always kept a sword to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sword being the item selected.

Bum Loving Monkey needed a little monkey that they sometimes demolish. It should be a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A little monkey was the chosen item.

Bum Loving Monkey desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

Bum Loving Monkey had a cucumber that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving Monkey desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. A bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Bum Loving Monkey desperately looked for a sword that they would smash. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was chosen.