Their Purple Monkey

Their Purple Monkey had a computer to share. It should have been a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

Their Purple Monkey craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

Their Purple Monkey desired a sponge that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sponge of all things.

Their Purple Monkey wanted a CD player that they would cuddle. It was considered to be an unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Purple Monkey desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

Their Purple Monkey wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a funny thought, to many, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.