A Funny Monkey

A Funny Monkey always kept a can of coke that they liked to sleep with. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a can of coke of all things.

A Funny Monkey found a pint of cider to break. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

A Funny Monkey craved for a set square that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item chosen.

A Funny Monkey often carried a cheese grater to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

A Funny Monkey desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would eat. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

A Funny Monkey desperately looked for a tomato that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly original exercise, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the item selected.