My Bewildered Monkey

My Bewildered Monkey looked for a tomato that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be wonderous. Strangely, a tomato being the chosen item.

My Bewildered Monkey had a sword that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sword being the chosen item.

My Bewildered Monkey desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Monkey looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

My Bewildered Monkey always had with them a piece of paper that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

My Bewildered Monkey desperately craved for a spade that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a spade is the item to select.