My Stupid Monkey

My Stupid Monkey always carried a radiator that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the item to opt for.

My Stupid Monkey searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

My Stupid Monkey desperately looked for a rubber johnny to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

My Stupid Monkey needed a can of Tango that they would often throw. It might be a different activity, to many, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

My Stupid Monkey desperately searched for a tomato that they would put on his head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a tomato having that done to it

My Stupid Monkey desired a set square that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was entertaining. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was selected.