A Scary Monster

A Scary Monster desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to smash. It would have been a peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

A Scary Monster needed a bag of flour that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is fun. A bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

A Scary Monster searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a weird thought, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Monster desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would often smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be magnificent. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

A Scary Monster desperately needed a bat that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to opt for.

A Scary Monster needed a tomato that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the item that was chosen.