A Scary Monster

A Scary Monster always had with them a custard pie that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was sublime. A custard pie is the item to choose.

A Scary Monster desperately desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. A cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Monster needed a hat that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was selected.

A Scary Monster desperately searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

A Scary Monster desperately searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes share. It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to select.

A Scary Monster always had with them a block of cheese that they would share. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese of all things.