My Lovely Monster

My Lovely Monster had a rubber johnny that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was stunning. A rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

My Lovely Monster always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would worship. It might be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be wonderful. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

My Lovely Monster desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

My Lovely Monster needed a bottle of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be an exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer having that done to it

My Lovely Monster desperately wanted a hat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a hat was the chosen thing.

My Lovely Monster often carried a toilet brush that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to select.