Her Lonely Monster

Her Lonely Monster searched for a pint of beer that they would often cuddle. It is a somewhat surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

Her Lonely Monster carried a little monkey that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

Her Lonely Monster always had with them a tomato that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be fun. A tomato would be the thing that was selected.

Her Lonely Monster always had with them a bag of poop that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was magnificent. A bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Her Lonely Monster owned a tomato that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to select.

Her Lonely Monster owned a radiator that they would embrace. This is certainly a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a radiator having that done to it