Scary Monster

Scary Monster desperately searched for a custard pie that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

Scary Monster always carried a sack of potatoes that they would often throw. It should have been a surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

Scary Monster desperately craved for a wig that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

Scary Monster desperately needed a stretchman that they sometimes hug. This seems a new idea, to some, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

Scary Monster desperately looked for a little monkey that they would often break. This is certainly a different thing to do, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

Scary Monster wanted a computer that they would occasionally worship. This seems an unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a computer having that done to it