His Weary Monster

His Weary Monster found a cheese grater that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

His Weary Monster needed a CD player that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

His Weary Monster desired a custard pie that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly curious operation, to me, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a custard pie of all things.

His Weary Monster desperately wanted a set square that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a set square would be the chosen thing.

His Weary Monster desired a lava lamp that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be spectacular. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

His Weary Monster owned a tomato that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was exciting. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was selected.