The Famous Monster

The Famous Monster always carried a sword that they liked to eat. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A sword is the thing to select.

The Famous Monster always kept a melon that they sometimes demolish. It might be a surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Monster found a pen that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

The Famous Monster always carried a big sponge that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Monster always carried a computer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Famous Monster always kept a stapler that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.