The Troubled Monster

The Troubled Monster found a teapot that they would share. One might consider this to be an exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to choose.

The Troubled Monster found a pint of cider that they liked to worship. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Troubled Monster craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Monster desperately looked for a crown that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. A crown is the item to select.

The Troubled Monster searched for a cucumber to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Troubled Monster always kept a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. It is a different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.