His Bewildered Monster

His Bewildered Monster had a bottle of wine that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Monster carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

His Bewildered Monster owned a can of coke to put on his head. It is a fairly bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

His Bewildered Monster owned a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

His Bewildered Monster often carried a wig that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly an extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a wig of all things.

His Bewildered Monster owned a bag of poop that they liked to sleep with. It might be a fairly odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.