My Boring Monster

My Boring Monster found a cheese grater that they would sometimes demolish. It is a different suggestion, to me, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

My Boring Monster often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would break. It should have been a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Monster desperately looked for a tomato to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item chosen.

My Boring Monster desperately searched for a crown that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the thing selected.

My Boring Monster craved for a set of lego that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is entertaining. A set of lego having that done to it

My Boring Monster always had with them a ball that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels it was awesome. Strangely, a ball having that done to it