The Exciting Monster

The Exciting Monster owned a custard pie that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a custard pie having that done to it

The Exciting Monster often carried a CD player that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Monster craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been an original proposal, to some, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Monster found a helmet that they liked to break. It might be an odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a helmet is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Monster desperately desired a cucumber that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was epic. A cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Monster desperately needed a set square that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A set square being the item selected.