A Green Monster

A Green Monster desired a wig that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item chosen.

A Green Monster always carried a mug that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

A Green Monster desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a somewhat surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was epic. A bottle of wine having that done to it

A Green Monster always had with them a pint of beer that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

A Green Monster wanted a teapot that they would embrace. One might find this to be a fairly strange thought, to me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. A teapot was the item that was selected.

A Green Monster desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was fun. A pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.