A Weary Monster

A Weary Monster looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

A Weary Monster looked for a sword that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing selected.

A Weary Monster needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

A Weary Monster found a pen to experiment on. It would be a funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

A Weary Monster owned a cucumber that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the chosen item.

A Weary Monster desperately wanted a melon that they would share. This is certainly a different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected it was epic. Strangely, a melon is the thing that was chosen.