His Square Monster

His Square Monster owned a can of coke that they would sometimes share. It should have been a new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

His Square Monster desired a big sponge that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. A big sponge is the thing to choose.

His Square Monster desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

His Square Monster owned a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a strange thought, to many, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

His Square Monster needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes hug. It is a peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

His Square Monster searched for a chocolate bar that they would often break. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.