The Determined Monster

The Determined Monster needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Determined Monster carried a stretchman that they sometimes embrace. It would be an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A stretchman was the thing that was selected.

The Determined Monster needed a cucumber that they would share. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

The Determined Monster always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to select.

The Determined Monster always kept a bottle of wine that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Determined Monster looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.