My Exciting Monster

My Exciting Monster desired a stretchman to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item to choose.

My Exciting Monster desperately desired a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A bag of poop being the thing selected.

My Exciting Monster had a stapler that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A stapler being the item selected.

My Exciting Monster carried a set of lego that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be wonderful. A set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

My Exciting Monster searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

My Exciting Monster desperately searched for a bat that they would cuddle. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bat of all things.