The Tired Monster

The Tired Monster desired a sword that they would demolish. It is considered to be an exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Tired Monster always had with them a big sponge to worship. One might say this is a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Monster needed a ball that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the chosen item.

The Tired Monster desperately searched for a set square that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Tired Monster often carried a painting of a melon to rub on his belly. This seems a new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who felt it was out of this world. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

The Tired Monster owned a can of Tango to play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.