Her Worrisome Monster

Her Worrisome Monster looked for a lava lamp that they liked to cuddle. This seems an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

Her Worrisome Monster often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Her Worrisome Monster carried a stretchman that they would play with. This could be considered a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman of all things.

Her Worrisome Monster desperately craved for a computer that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. A computer being the item opted for.

Her Worrisome Monster often carried a helmet that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Worrisome Monster desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to some, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.