The Angry Monster

The Angry Monster needed a lava lamp that they liked to worship. It might be a new thing to do, to me, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Angry Monster needed a computer that they liked to throw. It would be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Angry Monster desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels it was epic. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Angry Monster always carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally annihilate It was a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Angry Monster carried a rubber chicken that they would often hug. This seems a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

The Angry Monster always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally break. It might have been a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.