A Naughty Monster

A Naughty Monster wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

A Naughty Monster often carried a melon that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a melon was the chosen item.

A Naughty Monster always had with them a sponge that they would play with. This could be considered a fairly bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a sponge being the item opted for.

A Naughty Monster desperately desired a computer that they would often play with. This could be considered an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a computer is the item that was chosen.

A Naughty Monster carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

A Naughty Monster found a stapler that they liked to hug. It should have been a surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing to choose.